Isn't it awfully nice to have a [bad word] Isn't it frightfully good to have a dong?
It's swell to have a stiffy, it's divine to own a [bad word] From the tiniest little tadger to the world's biggest prick

So three cheers for your Willy or John Thomas
Hooray for your one eyed trouser snake
Your piece of pork, your wife's best friend, your Percy or your [bad word] You can wrap it up in ribbons, you can slip it in your sock
But don't take it out in public or they will stick you in the dock
And you [bad word] back