I want a doggie so bad
If I had I would never be sad, he would
Chill with me and be super friendly and
I would call him Brad

Well if I call call call for my kitty [bad word] to me
My kitty kitty's never [bad word] Kitty people will tell you that that's because the kitty's smart, but
I say that's because the kitty's dumb And if I

Fall fall fall from the highest cliff and I pop pop
Pop my head down on the ground on a rock
Who is gonna use his super doodie nose [bad word] and sniff me
Out so I can take him for a walk I wanna wanna wanna wanna dog

I want a doggie so bad
If I had I would never be sad, he would
Chill with me and be super friendly and
I would call him Brad well if I

Had a dog I'd want a dog that's big enough to kick at least a
kitty's [bad word] should the need arise
I would need a lot more room and money to buy food for a
doggie of a preferable size

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I want a doggie so bad
If I had I would never be sad, he would
Chill with me and be super friendly and
I would call him Bradley

I think a dog would be super fun
He would always keep me on [bad word] he would
Be my friend till the super sad end when his
Doggie life is done
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I want a doggie so bad
If I had I would never be sad, he would
Chill with me and be super friendly and
I would call him Bradley

I think a dog would be super fun
He would always keep me on [bad word] he would
Be my friend till the super sad end when his
Doggie life is done

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