Creamsicle sky while the sun sets up in the west
Where are the [bad word] on the piers, heard they gave it their best
Now they got jobs at a local fast food chain
Flippin' tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame
Flippin' tricks for the burger, since Lady M jacked their fame

You can't see [bad word] on the radio
I'll give you five fingers for a one man show
Fasten those pants for the lap dance
Take a shot now this may be your last chance

There ain't no [bad word] on the radio (Oh no)
There ain't no [bad word] on the radio (Oh no)
There ain't no [bad word] on the radio (Oh no)
There ain't no [bad word] on the radio (No no)

Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out
Black haired tranny counts sheep with her bed turned down
But the bed's in Jersey and the sheep's on a farm
Dark room Danny hears police alarm
Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out
Dark room Danny can't see with the lights turned out

You can't see [bad word] on the radio
I'll give you five fingers for a one man show
Fasten those pants for the lap dance
Take a shot now this may be your last chance

There ain't no [bad word] on the radio (Oh no)
There ain't no [bad word] on the radio (Oh no)
There ain't no [bad word] on the radio (Oh no)
There ain't no [bad word] on the radio (No no)