Ha-ha, well now, we call this the act of mating

But there are several other
Very important differences
Between human beings and animals 
That you should know about
I'd appreciate your input

Sweat baby, sweat baby
 [bad word] is a Texas drought.
Me and you do the kind of stuff
That only Prince would sing about
So put your hands down my pants. 
And I bet you'll feel nuts
Yes I'm Siskel, yes I'm Ebert 
And you're getting two thumbs up
You've had enough of two-hand touch
You want it rough, you're out of bounds
I want you smothered, want you covered 
Like my Waffle House hash browns [bad word] #39; quicker than Fed Ex
Never reach an apex
Just like coca-cola stock 
You are inclined to make me rise an hour early
Just like daylight savings time
Do it now

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let''s do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now

Love the kind, you clean up
With a mop and bucket
Like the lost [bad word] of Egypt
Only God knows where we stuck it
Hieroglyphics? Let me be Pacific
I wanna go down in your South Seas
But I got this notion
That the motion of your ocean means 
"Small Craft Advisory"
So if I capsize on your thighs
High tide B-5 you sunk my battleship
Please turn me on 
I'm Mr. Coffee
With an automatic drip
So show me yours, I'll show you mine 
"Tool Time"
You'll Lovelett just like Lyle
And then we'll do it doggy style 
So we can both watch "X-Files"

You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Do it again now
You and me baby ain't nothin' but mammals
So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel
Gettin' horny now