I reflect on my reflection 
And I ask myself the question 
What's the right direction to go 
I don't know 

I a man? 
Or am I a muppet? 
(I a muppet) 
If I'm a muppet 
Then I'm a very manly muppet 
(Very manly muppet) 
I a muppet? 
(Muppet) 
Or am I a man? 
(I a man) 
If I'm a man that makes me 
muppet of a man 
(muppet of a man) 

I look into these eyes 
And I don't recognize 
The one I see inside 
It's time for me to decide 

I a man? 
Or am I a muppet? 
(I a muppet) 
If I'm a muppet 
Well I'm a very manly muppet 
(Very manly muppet) 
I a muppet? 
(Muppet) 
Or am I a man? 
(I a man) 
If I'm a man that makes me 
muppet of a man 
(muppet of a man) 

Here I go again 
I'm [bad word] out of time 
I think I've made up my mind 
Now I understand who I am 

I'm a man! 

I'm a muppet! 

I'm a muppet of a man! 

I'm a very manly muppet! 

I'm a muppet of man! 

That's what I am