[Andy:]
 Oh, it’s been a long [bad word] 
 Two of the world’s greatest
 America’s Sweetheart, Ms. Reba McEntire
 (Yeah, yeah, how you doin’, Andy?)
 We ’bout to take it to the top
 Hit ‘em, Reba

[Kenan:]
 Haters in my face try to keep me down
 But you know we keep on shining (Here we go!)
 Two crazy big stars from opposite worlds
 ‘Bout to set this track on fire
 (Yeah, she’s the queen of country)
 He’s [bad word] prince
 Makin’ something out of nothing
 (We hooked up in the studio to make this song!)
 But as usual we ended up [bad word] (No doubt!)

[Andy:]
 Flashback to when I first met Reba
 [bad word] dressing room, puffing on cheeba
 I said I was a fan, she said “groovy”
 Dropped her denim skirt and said, “hop to it”
 Made love all night (More like we [bad word] #33;)
 Kids banging on the door, tryna [bad word] 
 But them autographs can wait
 Cause this is way too strong
 I can’t leave it alone
 Because her [bad word] s the bomb

[Kenan:]
 Well my [bad word] is the bomb and that’s a fact
 But these n-words keep on tripping (Okay!)
 So I stay on my grind and drop these hits
 Cause I can’t go back to stripping (I’m Reba!)
 (You’re my undercover freak)
 And you’re my best friend, but our families don’t approve
 (That’s right ’cause I’m a city boy)
 And I’m a country girl
 And I’ll never leave your sweet balls blue

[Andy:]
 Ay, because a girl like Reba’s got just what I need
 With big, broad shoulders and a red [bad word] weave (And a [bad word] 
 Hot [bad word]  she fly
 All she wanna do is [bad word] me
 I’m a lucky guy (I’m a guy too)
 My friends think I should dump her
 They say she’s a man who found a wig in a dumpster
 (Your friends are smart)
 Naw, Rebs, they’re just jealous cause I’m dating a star
 Instead of hanging with the fellas (Hanging like my nuts)
 Word up, they’re just liars
 They can’t believe that I could pull Reba McEntire

[Kenan:]
 Since I came out my mama’s butt
 I knew I was destined for greatness
 I looked in a dumpster and saw a wig
 And thought, “Hey brother, I’m gon’ take this” (Tell ‘em, Reba!)
 So I put it right on and took a stroll
 Right over to 30 Rock (SNL!)
 I saw Andy Samberg and he thought I was Reba
 And I made him suck my dirty [bad word] 

[Andy:]
 So there you have it
Two worlds collide
 We the new Bonnie and Clyde (Reba!)
 From haystacks to Maybachs, our love will survive
 For Reba I ride, ’til the day that we die (I’m Reba!)