Me and my dog really get along
She don`t howl when I`m screamin` my songs
I cuss, I drink, I lie, I spit,
Guess I really don`t give a [bad word] 
Broken and ugly yes I am
Still I feel good divin` in Mama
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Down in Alabama where I`m wanted in jail
I`m a little nervous in the Bible belt
I`m broke I`m smoked out and passed out on the bar
Then I took all the money and your grandma`s car
Broken and ugly yes I am
Still I look good divin` in Mama
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Do what ya do say what ya say
Don`t waste no time on yesterdays
Cash in your ticket to ride
Don`t let them talk you into walkin`
Into no one else`s shoes
Don`t be no sucker in line