[Intro]
Look, I was gonna go easy on you not to hurt your feelings
But I'm only going to get this one chance
Something's wrong, I can feel it (for six minutes, Slim Shady, you're on)
Just a feeling I've got, like something's about to happen
But I don't know what
If that means what I think it means
We're in trouble, big trouble
And if he is as bananas as you say, I'm not taking any chances
(You are just what the doc ordered)

[Hook 1]
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox
They said I rap like a robot, so call me rapbot

[Verse 1]
But for me to rap like [bad word] must be in my genes
I got a laptop in my back pocket
My pen'll go off when I half [bad word] it
Got a fat knot from that rap profit
Made a living and a killing off it
Ever since Bill Clinton was still in office
With Monica Lewinsky feelin' on his nut-sack
I'm an MC still as honest
But [bad word] and as indecent as all [bad word] Syllables, skill-a-holic (kill em all with)
This flippity dippity-hippity hip-hop
You don't really wanna get into a [bad word] match with this rappidy rap
Packing a Mac in the back of the Ac, backpack rap [bad word]  yep, yep, yackity-yak
And at the exact same time
I attempt these lyrical acrobat stunts while I'm practicing that
I'll still be able to break a [bad word]  table
Over the back of a couple of [bad word] and crack it in half
Only realized it was ironic I was signed to Aftermath after the fact
How could I not blow, all I do is drop F-bombs, feel my wrath of attack
Rappers are having a rough time period, here's a maxi pad
It's actually disastrously bad for the wack
While I'm masterfully [bad word] this masterpiece (yeah) cuz

[Hook 2]
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slapbox, slapbox
Let me show you maintaining this [bad word] ain't that hard, that hard
Everybody want the key and the secret to rap immortality like I have got

[Verse 2]
Well, to be [bad word] the blueprint's simply rage and youthful exuberance
Everybody loves to root for a nuisance
Hit the earth like an asteroid, did nothing but shoot for the moon since
MC's get taken to school with this music
Cause I use it as a vehicle to 'bus the rhyme'
Now I lead a new school full of students
Me, I'm a product of Rakim, Lakim Shabazz, 2Pac N-
-W.A, Cube, Hey Doc, Ren Yella, Eazy, thank you, they got Slim
Inspired enough to one day grow up, blow up and be in a position
To [bad word] DMC, induct them into the [bad word]  Rock n'
Roll Hall of Fame
Even though I'll walk in the church and burst in a ball of flames
Only Hall of Fame I'll be inducted in is the alcohol of fame
On the wall of shame
You [bad word] think it's all a game 'til I walk a flock of flames
Off a plank, and tell me what in the [bad word] are you thinking
Little [bad word] lookin' boy
So [bad word] I can barely say it with a straight face lookin', boy
You witnessing a massacre
Like you watching a church gathering take place, lookin' boy
Oy vey, that boy's [bad word]  that's all they say looking, boy
You get a thumbs up, pat on the back
And a way to go from your label everyday lookin', boy
Hey, lookin' boy, what you say lookin' boy
I get a  [bad word] yeah" from Dre lookin', boy
I'ma work for everything I have
Never ask nobody for [bad word]  get outta my face lookin' boy
Basically boy you're never gonna be capable
To keeping up with the same pace lookin', boy

[Hook 3]
I'm beginning to feel like a Rap God, Rap God
All my people from the front to the back nod, back nod
The way I'm racing around the track, call me Nascar