Hi. I'd like to rent a car for a week.

What kind would you like?
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May I see your driver's license?

Would my international license do?

Sure. Just fill out this form.
Write your address here and sign your name on the bottom of the page.
Unlimited mileage and the mandatory collision insurance are included.

Do I have to return the car to this location?

No, you can drop it off at any of our local branches.

The keys are in the car?

Yes. [bad word] bus to the parking lot is through the door to your right.

Great!