[Intro: Egoraptor]
Hey, Kirby's in Dreamland, gonna eat all your [bad word] 
Including you!

[Verse 1: Egoraptor]
Yo, Dreamland's where it's [bad word] at
Seeing Dedede eat food cause he's [bad word] fat
There's a little pink [bad word] Who's eating even faster
His name is Kirby, [bad word]  and he's the [bad word] master
Eats big things, spits them out with great force
So that got me thinking 'bout my [bad word] of course
You know he's DTF, this ain't Super Smash Brothers
Kirby's banned from tournaments, for [bad word] all your mothers

[Hook 1: Danny Sexbang]
Ninja [bad word] Party and Kirby
Egoraptor, getting dirty
You got six inches, we got thirty
(Each, [bad word] )
It's time to turn down all the lights
Make sure the mood is right
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight

[Verse 2: Egoraptor]
That's right I'm [bad word] Kirby in the back of my car
He's transporting on my [bad word] like it's a [bad word] Warp Star
You never see his tongue, but you better know it's there
Cause once he's got it [bad word]  you gotta look it up on FourSquare
Three [bad word] just checked up into that [bad word] Zelda, Peach and Lolo's girlfriend like a big banana split
Kirby's [bad word] s a yellow [bad word]  just chilling in the middle
Hanging over each edge, make your Double Dees pee a little
Scratch that [bad word]  that he's sucking on a Twinkie
Dip the cream on their lips, wipe it off with girly (?)
Everyone satisfied when that little pink guy
Starts creeping up their thighs
But they better get in line
Cause I'm [bad word] Kirby tonight
And I'll never have a better night
better night
[Danny] Excuse me! Did somebody say Meta Knight?
[Ego] No! [bad word] off!

[Hook 2: Danny Sexbang]
He's like a little pink potato
Sucking on balls like they're Metamatoes
Screaming "Oh God" like a double rainbow
(What does it mean, [bad word] )
It can't be wrong if it feels right
We're painting Dreamland white
Cause we are slamming Kirby tonight

[Outro: Egoraptor] [bad word] yeah!