"And now, the wonderous world of.." [bad word] to Los Angeles!
You and your family can have peace and tranquility
Enjoy the refinement.."
"Hey Bone, hey [bad word] where you at though?"
"Hello, my name is Elaine --
And I'll be your tour guide through South Central Los Angeles"

[Ice Cube]
How to survive in South Central (what you do?)
place where bustin a cap is fundamental
No, you can't find the [bad word] in a handbook
Take a close look, at a rap [bad word] number one: get yourself a gun
nine in your [bad word] ll be fine
Keep it in your [bad word] Cause jackers (yo) they love to start [bad word] Now if you're white you can [bad word] the police
But if you're black they ain't nothin but beasts
Watch out for the kill
Don't make a false move and keep your hands on the steering wheel
And don't get smart
Answer all questions, and that's your first lesson
On stayin alive
In South Central, yeah, that's how you survive

"Hi this is Elaine again
Are you enjoying your stay in South Central Los Angeles
Or is somebody taking your things? Have you witneesed a driveby?
Okay, make sure you have your camcorder ready
To witness the extracurricular activities on blacks by the police
So you and your family can enjoy this tape, over and over again."
"This is Los Angeles." "This is Los Angeles."

[Ice [bad word] number two: don't [bad word] nobody
Especially a [bad word]  with a hooker's body
Cause it ain't nuttin but a trap
And females'll get jacked and kidnapped
You'll wind up dead
Just to be safe don't wear no blue or red
Cause most niggas get got
In either [bad word] or Watts [bad word] off black human beings
So I think you better skip the sight-seeing
And if you're nuttin but a mark
Make sure that you're in before dark
But if you need some affection mate
Make sure the [bad word] ain't a section eight
Cause if so that's a monkey-wrench ho
And you won't survive in South Central

"Now you realize it's not all that it's cracked up to be
You realize that it's [bad word] up!
It ain't nothin like the [bad word] you saw on TV
Palm trees and blonde [bad word] 
I'd advise to you to pack your [bad word] and get the [bad word] on;
Punk [bad word] "

And you need your [bad word] straight smoked
Yo I wanna say whassup to DJ Chilly Chill
Sir Jinx, aiyyo Cube these [bad word] don't know what time it is
So show these [bad word] what's happenin
Tell these [bad word]  don't [bad word] around in South Central
God damnit!

[Ice [bad word] number three: don't get caught up
Cause niggas are doing anything that's thought up
And they got a price
On everything from dope, to stolen merchandise
We discern
Cause South Central L.A., is one big germ
Waitin for a brother like you to catch a disease
And start slangin key's
To an undercover or the wrong brother
And they'll smother, a out of town [bad word] So don't take your life for granted
Cause it's the craziest place on the planet
In L.A. heroes don't fly through the sky of stars
They live behind bars
So everybody's doin a little dirt
And it's the youngsters puttin in the most work
So be alert and stay calm
As you enter, the concrete Vietnam
You say, the strong survive [bad word]  the strong even die, in South Central

Yeah you [bad word]  you think I forgot about your [bad word] You tramp [bad word] hoes? You better watch out
And for you so called baller [bad word] niggas
You know what time it is. South Central ain't no joke
Got to keep your gat at all times [bad word] Better keep one in the chamber and nine in the clip god damnit
You'll sho' get got, just like that
This ain't no joke [bad word] Now I wanna send a shout-out to E-Dog, the engineer
Put