Attention!
Now hear this!
This party will [bad word] to order!
This is a reading of [bad word] 
 [bad word] number one,
Everybody drop your gun.
It can never be a funeral when you’re in your birthday suit, [bad word] number two,
Everybody got the news
No matter what you do
You’re gonna be dancing in a dead man’s… boots.
 [bad word] number three,
This is a meeting of the orange party
Yeah we’re suckin’ the forbidden, suckin’ the forbidden [bad word] 
Rule number four,
Gotta get up off the floor
No matter what you do
You’re gonna be dancing in a dead man’s… boots.
 [bad word] number five,
Nobody gets out alive
But everybody here gonna live it up until we die [bad word] number six,
Everybody needs some kicks
No matter what you do
You’re gonna be dancing in a dead man’s… boots.