When did you quit pulling all of the stops for me 
And when did your one hundred and ten per-cent  [bad word] under fifty 
There you are phoning it in 
Going through the motions with an artificial grin 
You say that you're getting better 
You say that you're getting better 

You say you're [bad word] a better person 
One that isn't so lame 
You say you're [bad word] a better person 
But I still feel the same 

It's the new, it's the new, new version of you 
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you 
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you 
If there's one thing I'd like to do 
It's kill the new version of you 

When did you start wearing all of those clothes to be cool 
And when did you start using all that slang? 
I can't understand you 
I bet you'd forget to say "I love you" 
If the teleprompter hadn't told you 
You say that you're getting better 
You say that you're getting better 

You say you're [bad word] a better person 
One that isn't so lame 
You say you're [bad word] a better person 
But I still feel the same 

It's the new, it's the new, new version of you 
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you 
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you 
If there's one thing I'd like to do 
It's kill the new version of you 

Who are you? 
I don't know now 
You got me wondering I wonder 
How you got to be so different now 

You say you're [bad word] a better person 
One that isn't so lame 
You say you're [bad word] a better person 
But I still feel the same 
I still feel the same 

It's the new, it's the new, new version of you 
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you 
It's the new, it's the new, new version of you 
If there's one thing I'd like to do 
It's kill the new version of you