[Intro]
Yo...Dre Man..Make my vocals sound [bad word] on [bad word] on man, okaaaay

[Hook]
It feels so wrong cause it feels so right
But its all right, its ok with me
I'll do my steps all by myself
I don't need nobody to play with me
But if you just give me a chance
I can put you in a trance the way I dance
But don't nobody wanna play with me so I'm
Taking My Ball and going home, home

[Verse 1: Eminem]
I'm that guy man, shove a diamond up my hind end
And [bad word] it with my butt muscles while I cut vocals [bad word] poke holes in ya shirt, jump in mud puddles
While I stomp mudholes in ya [bad word] girl, now lets cuddle
Blood curdlin', your gurglin' on your blood, what'll
I do for my next trick? I'm feelin' won-der-ful
I think I might just do somethin' a little less subtle
Shove a [bad word] tonka [bad word] up a little kids [bad word] Feel the wrath of a psychopath slash ambassador
Of the valentines day massacre
Slash assassin, I slash her in the [bad word] with a
Icicle and leave her layin' a blood bath while I
Put a catheter in and jump in the bath with her
In my spiderman mask man, just imagine the fun I can have with a strap on
Stick it up Kim Kardashian's [bad word] and make the [bad [bad word] a triathlon
Are those pistachio's [bad word]  I'd like to have some
Laying on the patio man, rolling a fat one
Shady drop the magic marker, put the cap on
God [bad word] man, are you that much of an [bad word] 

[Hook]

[Verse 2: Eminem]
I'm like Houdini, tuck my teenie eenie weenie between each
One of my thighs and make it disappear like a genie
Make the [bad word] disappear like Tara Reid in a bikini
Believe me homie, you don't know the meaning of a meanie
They call me the [bad word] loop from jupiter
I'm tryna to maneuver the hoover up in your [bad word] shoot
Don't move or ya might get it stuck so [bad word] far up in your uvula
You ain't gonna know what he was tryna do to ya gluteus
Totally tubular, sniffin' glue through a tube in the studia
Now who do ya think is more [bad word] Weenier smothered in peanut butter puttin' on a tube of ya
Eye shadow and man it looked nice, you should've seen it mother
I think I'll put a piece of art on my visa card
Then I'll go beat Mischa Barton with a Cuisinart
Then mosey on over to Rosie O'Donnell's with McDonald's
Jump on her lap and watch the Sopranos

[Hook]

[Verse 3: Eminem]
Shady, what are you doin' chewin' on a human?
Grab an aluminum bat hit Heidi Klum in the back, BOOM!
And assumin' the fact that that dudes in the back room
Usin' the bathroom vacuumin' a raccoon
Skewin' a rat, a cat screwin' a baboon
You shouldn't ask what is he doin' with that broom
You should be glad he ain't leave you full of stab wounds
You in a trance, I'm back doing my dance, ooh
But there afraid I might get Sarah Palin by the hair
And make her wear a bathin' suit and take her para sailin'
Shady why you gotta pick on the lady for
Why you make her read 84 bed time stories to you in baby talk?
Cause I'm scared there's monster's under my bed
Kelly Pickler hid my juice box under my bassinet
No wonder my [bad word] is wet, my diaper needs to be changed
You like graffiti [bad word]  well I can pee pee and write your name

[Hook]

Fine nobody wants to play with me [bad word] you then [bad word] 
You guys are always mean to me anyways
All you ever do [bad word] gum in my hair and stuff
You guys are gonna make me...make me sad I'm sad
I'm gonna cry...I'm crying
I'm going' tell my mom....mom