Out of all the reindeer you know you're the mastermind [bad word]  [bad word]  randalph's not too far behind [bad word]  [bad word]  santa clause [bad word] to town
Santa he can hurry, he can take the freeway down [bad word] run rudolph, he's a whizzing like a merry-go-round
Said santa to a boy child 'what have you been longing for? '
'all I want for christmas is a rock and roll electric guitar'
And away [bad word] a whizzing like a shooting star [bad word]  [bad word]  santa's got to make it to town
Santa he can hurry, he can take the freeway down [bad word] run rudolph, he's a whizzing like a merry-go-round
'i'm gonna kick it one time for [bad word] on'
(ike does a guitar solo)
'tay, kick one for christmas, baby'
(tay does a keyboard solo)
Said santa to a girl child 'what would please you most to get? ' [bad word] run rudolph, you got [bad word]  rudolph
'a little baby doll that can cry, scream, drink, and wet' [bad word] run rudolph, you got [bad word] rudolph
Then away [bad word] a whizzing like a saber jet [bad word] run rudolph, you got [bad word] rudolph [bad word]  [bad word] (5x)
Santa clause [bad word] to town [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  run [bad word]  [bad word]  santa clause [bad word] to town
Santa he can hurry, he can take the freeway down [bad word] run rudolph, he's a whizzing like a merry-go-round [bad word] run rudolph (5x)
Santa clause [bad word] to town