When she calls me up 
My voice, it starts to shake 
She [bad word] right over 
Over right away 

Oh, good God, there's a fire 
In my pants 
Then lightening strikes and she 
Laughs that evil laugh 

She's so sticky 
Sticky sweet 

Now, when I've done good 
She slaps me on the [bad word] 
It takes more than ten seconds 
To satisfy this lass 

The way she walks, I swear 
Should be a crime 
Sirens scream everytime 
She walks by 

She's so sticky 
Sticky sweet