I don't wanna go and party
I don't wanna shoot the pier
I don't wanna take the doggie for a walk
I don't wanna look at naked chicks and drink beer
I don't wanna do a bong load
Or throw a wrench on the car
I don't wanna hose the dog [bad word] down
'Cause I aint even gonna get out of bed

I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today
I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today

Keep on skankin' ronnie [bad word] the night away
But the time [bad word] For us all to pay (pay)

I don't wanna watch no porno
I don't wanna play guitar
I don't wanna spank the monkey
I don't wanna go down to the corner bar
And I ain't even got to listen 
To all the stupid [bad word] you got to say
I don't wanna do a god [bad word] thing
'Cause I ain't gonna leave my bed today

I don't wanna
I don't wanna leave my bed today

I don't wanna
I don't wanna leave my bed today

I don't wanna
I don't wanna leave my bed today

Keep on skankin' ronnie [bad word] the night away
But the time [bad word] For us all to pay (pay)

I don't wanna eat burritos
Or read about OJ
No, I don't want to get a [bad word] 
'Cause I aint even gettin out of bed today 

I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today
I aint gettin
I aint gettin out of bed today

I aint got to leave my bed
No, no, no way, no way

Keep on skankin' ronnie [bad word] the night away
But the time [bad word] For us all to pay (pay)