My baby's got a nom de plume,
She goes: Ahhh! 
Ha-ha-ha-ha
I met her in a sealed tomb,
She goes: Ahhh!
Ahhh! 
Ha-ha-ha-ha
Yeah, baby that's the sound of ferals let loose

Take my hand,
We'll go online tonight,
I'm a two-hearted man,
And you get to be the woman tonight,
If you get it right!
Yeah, shake it up, cause I like it fizzy

Your mother was half Irish-catholic and half Ukrainian Jew,
The spirit of darkness lives inside of you, and it's Ukrainian too!*

That's why my baby's got a nom de plume

Get some man,
We're going mall-gazing tonight,
I got holes in my hands,
And I could tell you some stories tonight
Over Turkish Delight

Take my hand,
We'll go online tonight,
I'm a two-hearted man,
And you get to be the woman tonight,
If you get it right!

(The spirit of darkness has some faded issues)