Yeah, yeah
When we start the game, enemies rage cuz they hate my name
I hide in the grass, shrooms keep guard while I harass. (yea)
This is how I troll, poison, blind dart casserole
I'm bulletproof, just like La Roux
And when you chase me, you're too dang slow.

Ah... Girl look at that mushroom [x3]
Ah... I kite hard
Ah... Girl look at that mushroom [x3]
Ah... I kite hard

When I walk into lane (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they focus on me
I got passive global taunt and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm Teemo and I know it [x2]

Yeah
When I'm with my team, I'm always shutting down their A-D-C.
And when we're pushing lanes, I hide in the grass while my teammates bait (why?)
This is how I troll, vote Teemo for every role
I'm headin' to their base, please don't be jealous
We can kite back and forth like table tennis

Ah... Girl look at that mushroom [x3]
Ah... I kite hard
Ah... Girl look at that mushroom [x3]
Ah... I kite hard

When I walk into lane (yeah), this is what I see (ok)
Everybody stops and they focus on me
I got passive global taunt and I ain't afraid to show it, show it, show it, show it

I'm Teemo and I know it [x2]

I'm Teemo and I know it...

Check it out [x2]
Wriggle,wriggle, wriggle, wriggle, wriggle NO[x3]
Wriggle,wriggle, wriggle, wriggle no, NO
You're a teemo man
Don't get a wriggle man
Yeah
I'm Teemo and I know it

Ah... Girl look at that mushroom [x3]
Ah... I kite hard
Ah... Girl look at that mushroom [x3]
Ah... I kite hard