My bathing suit is drying on the porch
My mother is crying upstairs
It’s bad, man, you’re Badman
And all I want is my Jessica
 [bad word] 
You can let me off with a leash
I [bad word] near, I [bad word] near
Teach me to beg , teach me to speak
I [bad word] near, I [bad word] near
Some girls I call the Schatz
Other girls might call you Schatz
But Jessica you’re the girl and I’m the man
I love your locks, and your looks and your legs

And my physical looms on the schedule,
I wanna be healthy for you
I hope it’s not bad and, you’re badman
Cause all I want is my Jessica
Mi Jessica
Mi necessito quantassica (?)
My … are calling out tonight my Jessica
My Jessica
My Jessica
 [bad word] 
You can let me off with a leash
I [bad word] near, I [bad word] near
Teach me to beg , teach me to speak
I [bad word] near, I [bad word] near
Some girls I call the shots
Other girls might call your shots
But Jessica you’re the girl and I’m the man
I love your locks, and your looks and your legs

Dein gesicht und mein gesicht könnten gute freunde sein
 [bad word] 
You can let me off with a leash
I [bad word] near, I [bad word] near
Teach me to beg , teach me to sṗeak
I [bad word] near, I [bad word] near
Some girls I call them shots
Other girls might call your shots
But Jessica you’re the girl and I’m the man
I love your locks, and your looks and your legs