I Hate Music 

New York has the rhythm, L.A. has the rhythm, Detroit has the rhythm, Paris has the rhythm, 
Miami has the rhythm, Seattle has the rhythm, Hong Kong has the rhythm, and London has the rhythm 
Atlanta has the rhythm, Chicago has the rhythm, Honolulu has the rhythm, Portland has the rhythm, 
Phoenix has the rhythm, Dallas has the rhythm, Shanghai has the rhythm, and Dublin has the rhythm 
Denver has the rhythm, Toronto has the rhythm, Eugene has the rhythm, Berlin has the rhythm, 
Cambridge has the rhythm, New Delhi has the rhythm, Beijing has the rhythm, and Austin has the rhythm 
St. Paul has the rhythm, Las Vegas has the rhythm, Sydney has the rhythm, Des Moines has the rhythm 
I've got the rhythm 
You've got the rhythm 
We've got the rhythm, yes we've got the rhythm 

What's that lousy sound I hear? 
It could only be one thing and that is music 
Don't let that music get to you 
First it takes your mind and then your soul 
Copper strings and [bad word] of horsehair 
Don't let that music... 

I hate music 
(Rock) 
(Jazz) 
I hate music 
(Classical) 
I hate music 
(Folk) 

Octaves will rise, higher and higher 
Until they break my heart in two 
Singers will sing, making my head ring 

I admit 
That only the angels (only the angels) 
Yes, only the angels heralding the [bad word] of doom 
can make music sweet enough for me to hear 
Yes, I admit 
What's that lousy sound I hear? 
It could only be one thing and that is music 
Don't let that music get to you 
First it takes your mind and then your soul 
Copper strings and [bad word] of horsehair 
Don't let that music...

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Someone,
Someones alone,
In the city tonight,
You've gotta do whats right,
In the city tonight,
Someones alone,

Reach out your hands to the one alone,
In your city tonight,
You've gotta do whats right,
In your city tonight
Someones alone,
Someones alone,
In your city,

Someones alone,
Someones alone,
In your city tonight,
You've gotta do whats right,
In the city,
Reach out the hands to the one alone,
In your city,
Reach out your hands to the one alone,
In the city, in the city, in the city.