Rodney Carrington - All The Reasons

i dont like poodles and popurie
pastel colors aint good on me
i need a woman that i can squezze
these are the things that i believe

i like john wayne in overalls
hate chick flics and shopping malls
i think god that i god balls
a pickup [bad word] and a texas draw

i dont like flowers and fancy ware
talking on the telephone all the time
dont wont nothing in my behind
it fits and exits it suits me fine

these are all the reasons i aint [bad word] (these are all the reasons he aint [bad word] 

i think two holes are better than one
if you ask me well thats more fun
in and out and then im done
two guys kissing would make [bad word] 
i dont like  on a fu fu bed
i dont wont to dance with a guy name fred
i did it once and my face turned red
you saw the tape so enoughs been said

me and my buddies we like to drink
watching fights at the hockey rink
you wont catch me wereing pink
i like the fact that my [bad word] dont stink

hey these are all the reasons i aint [bad word] i dont be poking nothing near my rear
yea theses are all those reasons
the crazy cu cu reasons
these are all those reasons i aint [bad word]