[Open Skit: Some Woman talking]
 [bad word] #33;
Ain't nothing wrong with [bad word] with a [bad word] from the east coast (Coughing)
Ain't nothing wrong with getting a little piece of the east (No Doubt!)
You know I stayed on the West Coast and I'm the queen with the most
UMM, I [bad word] with the East Coast [bad word] and that's for [bad word] sure

[Guy]
Hey, hey baby I'm from the east and I recognize [bad word] I'm from the east 
And you know and I just got a call from my man Pac
And we were talking about how we like to toss them up
How we like our [bad word] you know? (Mm, hmm)
So uh I mean, so I loooove me some Cali' [bad word] 

[Woman]
Alright [bad word] you don't know nothing about Cali [bad word] though (Yeah yeah)
You couldn't possibly know nothing bout this west [bad word] right her

[Verse One: Greg Nice]
Ugh ugh ugh ugh  [bad word] check it out)
Yo, money don't grow on trees
Everybody talking about they're moving Ki's
Probably, they're getting dirt on their knees
No time for bull or [bad word]  I got to get these
Soon as I step my feet up in the jam
Eye balls on me wanna know who I am
Fail to realize I'm the same man
Made it funky for you, with the pure blim blam
jelly fish, uh, you know I can't stand
Hung out with my crew, Jerked more than a grand
Fronting [bad word] [bad word] ain't nothing but a fan
I know we can make it, yes we can can, Greg N-I-C-
Game player get dough and buy land
Expand and help my brother man
Check me out y'all, ah check me out y'all
Ah check me out, ah Check me out, ah check me out y'all y'all

[Verse Two: Capitol L.S.]
Let me lick you up (Word is bond) 
Let me lick you down (Behind the fat bushes) [bad word] on baby, let me lick you all around
What do you do? when the [bad word] leaves you stranded?
Nine times out of ten I escape like the bandit
I took this slanted dime [bad word] for granted
I couldn't understand it the [bad word] broke out like mass transit
I was with it cushy, was with the freaky deeky
The [bad word] [bad word] equivalent to the [bad word] [bad word] 
My mushy pushy was all up inside your cushy [bad word] (Alright)
Aiyyo yo, you make sure she gushy gushy 
Without a doubt, yo I'll be all on top of that
My [bad word] stays strapped, with a top hat
I peeked your nipples, [bad word] through your negligee
And hey you say we can do this [bad word] here everyday
Lets works this out like Jane Fonda
Over turkey Lasagne, or we can take this to the back of the Honda
You need to feel warm nut on your [bad word] 
Ain't nothing [bad word] with them [bad word] from the west

[Verse Three: Tupac]
Eternally thug [bad word]  heal figure, made by Tommy
So when I speak hope to reach my bi-unique mammies
 [bad word] to poppy, I love it when it's wet and sloppy
In and out the mouth piece until I [bad word] no one can stop me
My bump and grind will do you every time [bad word] get a blast of this thug passion, it'll blow your mind
Hey, throw up your legs, wrap them [bad word] around my back
It's a West Side thing, [bad word] whores around the map
Walking down 125 while I'm peeping out hotties
And they.. seduce my jimmy I'll be screaming give me body
Make them all scream my name out, give me my props and don't you
Love how this thug [bad word] beat up the [bad word] 
I'm at the weekend parade, I'm watching caramel [bad word] play
Get with real niggaz, [bad word] will never get you paid
This is the dream of a young black teen
I fiend for whores across country like a dirty crack fiend
 [bad word] on