Willy jackson, stanley davies, spencer cliss
Rosita delicious, sandy hooker

No money
You telly, lilly
And you willy
Think I'm just another fool

Spilky skuller, spencer cliss
Think I am a little freak
Willy jackson, all the others
Think I am a little weak
Snoopy slender, random toxy
Think I don't know where to go
My reaction if I meet them
Is just ho ho ho

No money
You telly, lilly
And you willy
Think I'm just another fool

Jackson wallace, smady menko
Think I am a little freak
Rosita delicious, sammy schmaltz
Think I am too weak
Snoopy slender, random toxy
Think I don't know where to go
My reaction if I meet them
Is just ho ho ho

No money
You telly, lilly
And you willy
Think I'm just another fool

Thank you very very much ladies and gentlemen
You still are programmed
Of your local radio station
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