When you’re out with the boys,
would you ever contemplate not telling her
exactly where we’ll be?
exactly where we’ll be?
And when you’re out with the boys,
would you ever contemplate not ditching us
as soon as she turns up?
as soon as she turns up?

You, you got priorities,
but they’re really not sitting that [bad word] with me

Mate you know how much you’ve changed?
Where’s my buddy I was hanging out with yesterday?
My friend, my friend, my friend it’s best
you mend your ways
Or you’ll end up having no friends left
that you can bail on

When you’re out with your girl,
do you realise no one wants to talk to you
That’s cause you’re such a bore
such a bore

You, you got priorities,
but they’re really not sitting that [bad word] with me

Mate you know how much you’ve changed?
Where’s my buddy I was hanging out with yesterday?
My friend, my friend, my friend it’s best
you mend your ways
Or you’ll end up having no friends left
that you can bail on

Miss you pumpkin, I miss you babe.
Wish you could hear what you’re saying
Miss you princess, I miss you babe.
Makes me sick hearing you say it

Miss you pumpkin, I miss you babe.
Miss you princess, I miss you babe
Miss you honey, my little angel [bad word] every hour of every day,
puppies, sunsets, and pretty rainbows
That’s the price you pay

Mate you know how much you’ve changed?
Where’s my buddy I was hanging out with yesterday?
My friend, my friend, my friend it’s best
you mend your ways
Or you’ll end up having no friends left
to [bad word]