Some bread and cheese and fine white wine
 Designer chic is a matter of time
 Could this be the real thing?
 Or is this just another fling?
 Seen by millions nationally
 L'oumo Vogue, Playgirl, Quarterly
 Because he's down on his etiquette
 Shari Vari is really it

 [bad word] 
 Shari Vari
 Shari Shari Vari

 Smoking on his cigarette
 Listening to his car cassette
 [bad word] with his hot playmate
 In his Porsche Nine Two Eight
 Heading for the highest heights
 For the climax of the night
 The people there they just won't quit
 Because the music's really it

 < [bad word] 
 Shari Vari
 Shari Shari Vari

 [bad word] 
 Shari Vari
 Shari Shari Vari

 Smoking on his cigarette
 Listening to his car cassette
 [bad word] with his hot playmate
 In his Porsche Nine Two Eight
 Heading for the highest heights
 For the climax of the night
 The people there they just won't quit
 Because the music is really it

 [bad word] 
 Shari Vari
 Shari Shari Vari