"Ladies and gentlemen, you've [bad word] a long way to be here tonight and we say [bad word] .. [bad word] to the Dark Carnival's super extraordinarily special presentation! You have been personally selected to witness this once in a lifetime, breathtaking, bomb-assing event... Live and in person, right here, right now, without further adieu, please [bad word] the dynamic and explosive Dark Carnival superstar attraction himself... This...is BANG! POW! BOOM!!!"
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With a BANG!
Say goodbye to everything [bad word] annihilation is the reason he came
And a POW!
He's wiping everything out, turn your whole [bad word] world into a mushroom cloud
And a BOOM!
Is your inevitable doom, nobody escapes and everybody's consumed
 [bad word] to the Dark Carnival Super Show, you're our specially invited guests and I'll tell you what for
Cause you're the evilest pedophiles, rapists and abusers
All together we've got 50,000 of you losers
You're about to witness an incredible sight
No one's ever lived to tell about it
and don't think you might
It's about to rain flames, frames, and brains
to be blown into pieces is the reason you came
Racist bigots, wife beaters, judges and cowards all crowded together expecting a show and some dollars
But instead the [bad word] you're gonna see
you're fearing in [bad word] It's a constant explosion, see and feel it you shall
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In the deserts of Nevada where nothin else matters
It's the perfect place for you and your intestines to splatter
And while BANG! POW! BOOM! steady stomps you all out
You in the hail for the nuclear fallout
With the snakes and fakes, creepy sneaks,
hoods and crooks, horny freaks
Shady ladies evil Arnies Richy Riches and Charlie Cheaps
BANG! POW! BOOM! they say the show is the bomb
I heard it's straight up explosives, some even call it napalm
Nobody battles back, this ain't no kinda war
It's a one-way execution, blow you strait to [bad word] through the floor
What you think you here for?
Sound the alarm, ladies and gentleman eat [bad word] and die, let's bring em on
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The Earth is sick of demented brains and thoughts, but here they are all together, every one of them caught
This is a celebration, in fact the Carnival's cheering
It's not too often BANG! POW! BOOM! makes an appearance
and the winds in the sky will carry away with the ash
But for now let's enjoy, the big bad splash!
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