Let’s Pretend Marshall Mathers never picked up a pen
Let’s pretend things would’ve been no different
Pretend people procrastinated had no motivation
Pretend he just made excuses that was so paper thin they could blow away wit the wind
Marshall you never gone make it, makes no sense to play the game it ain’t no way that’ll you win
Pretend he just stand out side all day and play with his friends
Pretend he even had a friend to say was his friend
And it wasn’t time to move in school no changing again
He wasn’t socially awakard and just strange as a kid
He had a father and his mother wasn’t crazy as sh-t
And he never dreamed he can ripped stadiums he just lazy as [bad word] F-ck a talent show in the gymnasium [bad word] You won’t amount to sh-t quit day dreaming kid
You need to get ya cranium check you thinking like an alien
It just ain’t realistic
Now pretend they ain’t just make him angry with this sh-t
And there was no one he could even aim when he’s [bad word] with
And his alarm went off to wake him but he did’nt make it to the rap Olympics
Left to his plane and he missed it
He’s gonna have a hard time explaining to Haley and Laney these food stamps and WIC [bad word] Cause he never risked sh-t he hoped and he wished it
But it didn’t fall in his lap so he ain’t even hear it he pretends that