I don't know her
 Ooh

Been dry long enough
 My brain and body need some abuse
 Rake me over the coals
 And I'll try to think of an excuse

I set a goal and it won't be hard
 Hit every bar on the boulevard
 Bad idea, yea you're probably right
 But I won't be your designated driver tonight

'Cause I'm
 Off the wagon and on the town
 Off the wagon and on the town
 Off the wagon and on the town
 Off the wagon

Just how much I've embarrassed myself
 Well I haven't got a clue
 Did I throw a drink in your face
 Or tell you how much I love you?

Oh [bad word]  I lost my id
 Hook up the Jagermeister I.V
 Bad idea, yea you're probably right
 But I won't be your designated driver tonight

Off the wagon
 I'm off the wagon
 I'm on the town, off the wagon
 Off the off the wagon wagon wagon wagon, wee

Set a goal
 Hit every bar
 Bad idea
 Designated
 Alright, alright

Off the wagon and on the town
 Off the wagon and on the town
 Off the wagon and on the town
 Off the wagon

I'm on the town off the wagon
 I'm on the town off the wagon
 I'm on the town off the wagon
 I'm off the wagon wagon wagon wagon

Off the wagon and on the town
 Off the wagon and on the town
 Off the wagon and on the town
 Off the wagon, ooh

That's it