You had such a terrible time at home, not as bright as your brother and sister. Though intimidating all your friends, still think that uniform's so cool.
what a job you can make your [bad word] 
Take your [bad word] out on them.
Hanging out at your nearest protest.
punching kids and making arrests in the name of whoever pays the most. Couldn't get in the armed forces, animals on the backs of horses, good sense and justice you oppose.
Get a real job- who would be a [bad word] cop?
Did you not get enough love? Did your parents beat you up? Do you worry bout the size of your [bad word] 
Did the army kick you out? what the [bad word] was that about? Didn't let you use your firearm in public? You dont protect me, no security, for my family and my friends. Your brain is just out of reach, you can shoot [bad word] on the beach.
The corporations you defend- Get a real job.
who would be a [bad word] cop?
I don't know how you get to sleep, when junkies terrorise your beat.
Feel like a hero when you punch alcoholics.
And there's that secret no one knows, hidden from everyone.
Those unnatural affections for German Shepherds- Get a real job- who would be a cop? Did you not get enough love? Did your parents beat you up? Do you worry bout the size of your [bad word]  Were you a [bad word] from the start?
You didn't need very good marks, and now you're suppplementing your [bad word] with money from [bad word] 
Don't wear your name badge on your chest.
In case of civil unrest. Wouldn't want anyone to think that your like violence best. Who would be a [bad word] cop?