Hey, hey, hey! 
Hey, hey, hey! 
 [bad word] to Party Beach 
Drag races in the street 
They haul that toxic waste offshore 
And they throw it overboard 

It falls into a sunken hull 
And spills onto a human skull  [bad word] like [bad word] for all you're worth 
'Cause monsters walk the earth 

You only came here for the sun 
But now there's nowhere left [bad word] 
And danger is never out of reach 
Whoooaaa... on Party Beach! 

Hey, hey, hey! 
Hey, hey, hey! 

The girls are fading fast 
'Cause they all turned into monster mash 
Can't sing, can't dance, can't surf 
'Cause monsters walk the earth 

All the kids down on the bay 
Gotta try to find a way 
To stop this pandemonium 
We're gonna blow 'em up with sodium 

You know there's nowhere left to hide 
They'll only go out with the tide 
But danger is never out of reach 
Whoooaaa... on Party Beach! 

Hey, hey, hey! 
Hey, hey, hey! 

The girls are fading fast 
'Cause they all turned into monster mash 
Can't sing, can't dance, can't surf 
'Cause monsters walk the earth 

All the kids down on the bay 
Gotta try to find a way 
To stop this pandemonium 
We're gonna blow 'em up with sodium 

You know there's nowhere left to hide 
They'll only go out with the tide 
And danger is never out of reach 
Whoooaaa... on Party Beach! 

The Horror of Party Beach 
The Horror of Party Beach 
The Horror of Party Beach 
The Horror of Party Beach...