Somebody Stole My Guitar

 Remind me to tell you
 bout the old silver miner
 name of hard rock Pete
 had his house built on a slope
 They say one of his legs
 lived in Calico
 Ther's [bad word] going round
 that the other lived in hope
 So I walked in the room
 and I stopped
 I turned around
 and looked over my shoulder
 And a voice close beside me said
 You'd better watch your head
 the party's over 

 It wasn't long before
 the waitress came over and said
 Can I freshen up your drink
 and have you heard of these boys
 and if you feel included
 to buy some cowboy boots
 Well it's not that bad
 we can talk above the noise
 So I sucked on my beer
 Shut my eyes
 and tried to listen to the words
 I know I missed the meaning
 but the message
 was something I'd already heard 

 Johnny Ringo's voice
 is getting deeper