I take any champ top lane it don’t matter
Only one goal is to capture the badger and batter
his face with the weapon I’m holding
This infinite loathing is too hard to hold in
Feel like I’m chosen. Can’t let it go not frozen
Need one gank, get it rolling
Everybody knows that a Teemo main
will get emo in game if he’s constantly focused
 [bad word] my teammate but he’s late
and this Teemo is invis somewhere in the lane
That rat can’t find him and I’m in way too deep with so few items
Better push quick. [bad word] here [bad word] with a gank. I can’t hit him
I’m blinded
again I don’t know what I’m doing [bad word] it’s only level two and this dude has already proven he’s got the moves [bad word] Oh well, quick [bad word] back little guy bout to get whacked back on track
Big pot stack and the fact is Badmin’s gonna rain [bad word] on a sad little rat kid

Chat with a mad mid not gonna swap cause I got this
Blind or not I will not [bad word] in hot can’t stop this
Watch this get to the lane red pot gonna pop lids
Listen up, you get one warning is a courtesy
Got a reputation so known even deaf people heard of me

This is for you Teemo haters everywhere
I know it’s Teemo Tuesday but I don’t care
‘Cause we gon’ talk about how much I hate that [bad word] 
right now

I been trying to kill this dude from the get go. hit him  and he fled though
dropped more shrooms than the crowd at a dead show
Can’t give chase just get slowed burned down low
then we die or we head home
Everyone knows that this game has been horrible
ever since season four took out the oracle
He might be adorable
But even a sportsmanlike Teemo’s fully reportable
rm serious. rm reporting this dude
You can’t have that many shrooms
You can’t have a global taunt that makes people want
to rip off that bunny costume
and shove it down your stupid rodent throat
I HATE YOU you’re a broken joke
I pray every night to every god I know Riot deletes your code
and for all you teemo mains out there [bad word] games and just don’t care
I swear I'lll find out all your [bad word] to your place and start
throwing chairs
and flipping tables crazy and unable to control my mind
Cause I've been in a blind rage ever since the last time I was blinded

This is for you Teemo haters everywhere
I know it’s Teemo Tuesday but I don’t care
‘Cause we gon’ talk about how much I hate that [bad word] 
right now