As someday it may happen that a victim must be found,
I've got a little list, I've got a little list
Of society offenders who might well be underground
And who never would be missed, who never would be missed.
There's the white kid with the baggy clothes who's talking like he's black,
The girl you date who doesn't get the jokes in Caddyshack,
The Asian guy who cuts in front of every single line,
And Britney Spears for accidentally showing her vagine,
And Bill O'Reilly's ineffective dermatologist.
They'd none of them be missed, they'd none of them be missed.
Secret Service Men: He's got them on the list,
He's got them on the list,
And they'd none of them be missed,
They'd none of them be missed.
Stewie: There's the guy behind the news reporter waving like a fool,
And Senator Bill Frist, I've got him on the list.
And the fat kid smiling warmly while he's peeing in the pool.
He never would be missed, he never would be missed.
There's the foul-smelling boy [bad word] to school in camouflage,
And every bleeding member of the cast of Entourage,
And while we're on the subject, HBO deserves a whack
For ending The Sopranos with a [bad word] cut to black!
And guys who when you shake their hand just bump you with their fist.
I don't think they'd be missed. I'm sure they'd not be missed.
Secret Service Men: He's got them on the list,
He's got them on the list,
And they'd none of them be missed,
They'd none of them be missed.
Stewie: There's the guy who sits beside you and keeps farting on the plane
And Shakira's lyricist. I've got him on the list.
And the smarty on Thanksgiving who says, "It's the trip-toe-fane!" (tryptophan)
He never would be missed, he never would be missed.
There's the blonde who tells you loudly with a voice just like a knife,
(falsetto) "You know, someone should do a [bad word] based around my life!"
(normal voice) The guy who watched The Simpsons back in 1994
And won't admit the [bad word] thing isn't funny anymore.
Stewie and Secret Service Men: And anyone
And everyone...
Who's ever...
Made me [bad word] #33;
Secret Service Men: Made me [bad word] #33;
Made me really really [bad word] #33;
Stewie: I've got them on the list.
They'd none of them be missed
Secret Service Men: They'd be none, they'd be...
They'd be none, they'd be none of them be missed.
Secret Service Men: He's got them on the list,
He's got them on the list,
And they'd none of them be missed...
Stewie: They'd none
Secret Service Men: None of them...
Of...
None of them...
Them...
None of them
Stewie & Secret Service Men: Be...
Missed!
Basso Profundo Secret Service Man: None of them be missed!