My mummy says I'm a miracle.
My daddy says I'm his special little guy.
I am a princess,
And I am a prince.
Mum says I'm an angel. (x3)

So you think you're A-ble [able]
To survive this mess by B-ing [being]
prince or a princess, you will soon [see],
There's no escaping trage-[tragedy].
And E-ven [even]
If you put in heaps of F-ort [effort],
You're just wasting ener-[energy],
'Cause your life as you know it is H-ent [ancient] history.
I
Have suffered in this J-ail [jail].
I've been trapped inside this K-ge [cage] for ages,
This living h-L  [bad word] ,
But if I try I can rem-M-ber [remember],
Back before my life had N-ded [ended],
Before my happy days were O-ver [over],
Before I first heard the P-ling [pealing] of the bell...
Like you I was Q-rious [curious],
So innocent I R-sked [asked] a thousand questions,
But, unl-S [unless] you want to suffer,
Listen up and I will T-ch [teach] you a thing or two.
U [you], listen here, my dear,
You'll be punished so se-V-rely [severely] if you step out of line,
And if you cry it will be W [double, you] should stay out of trouble,
And remember to be X-tremely [extremely] careful.

Y?

Why? Did you hear what he said?
Just you wait for phy-Z [phys. ed.]!
What's phys. ed.?
Physical education!

My mummy says I'm a miracle.
My daddy said I would be the teacher's pet.
School is really fun, according to my mum.
Dad says I would learn the alphabet.

The alphabet? You'd better learn to listen, kid!

[Repeat from beginning]

A-B-C-D-E-F-H-I-J-K-L-M-N-O-P
Q-R-S-T-U-V-W-X
Y (X8)
Just you wait for phy-Z!