yo i came home from work the other day
i was tired
i just wanted to sit back in my big chair
and play a little xbox
you know
relax a little
then my [bad word] in
she starts telling me
i play too much xbox
i said what the [bad word] do you mean
this is just how i relax
can i just play a little xbox
then she says
i saw on oprah today
that guys who play video games
dont love their wives
im like [bad word] [bad word] [bad word] oprah
i dont give a [bad word] i wanna play my video games
i dont give a [bad word] about oprah
oprah aint got no man
you better worry about your [bad word] self
i just wanna kill some [bad word] on xbox
she said
you seem like you have a anger problem
maybe you need some help
im like [bad word] call the police now
gonna be institutionalized [bad word] out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes
you won't have any say
theyll brainwash you until you see they way
im not crazy - institution
youre the one that's crazy -institution
youre driving me crazy - institution
they put me in a institution
said it was the only solution
to give me the professional help
to save from the enemy myself
the other day i go on the internet
im just trying to check my email
so put in my password
it says i have an invalid password
i know my [bad word] password
so then it says go to customer service
so i get on customer service
i start talking to this dude
this [bad word] sounds like he's from india or some [bad word] he says to me
whats your first dogs name
i dont know what my [bad word] first dogs name was
what the [bad word] the matter wit you
i just want my password
gimme my [bad word] password
so then he ends up giving me my password
and he says
your password has been sent to your email address
im like i cant get in my email address
what about cant get in my email address do you not understand [bad word] he says oh my god
it seems like you have an anger problem
you should have that checked out
im not crazy - institution
youre the one that's crazy -institution
youre driving me crazy - institution
they put me in a institution
said it was the only solution
to give me the professional help
to save from the enemy myself
the other day im just sittin alone
on lunch break at my job
trying to eat a ham sandwich
got little potato chips on the side
little koo-aid
this [bad word] walks up to me and says
are you gonna eat that
like yeah im gonna eat that
what the [bad word] you think im gonna do
shove it up your [bad word] do you understand that that pork can kill you
look [bad word] pork is not gonna kill me
unless they figure a way
to shoot it out of a [bad word] gun
but i might kill you
if you keep [bad word] with me
he says hey calm down
im a vegan [bad word] a vegan
i could give a [bad word] if you eat sawdust [bad word] just step away from my [bad word] sandwich
he said do you realize how much sugar is in that kool-aid
i said do you realize how much blood is in a human body
do you wanna see it [bad word] oh my god
you need therapy
you have an anger problem
ahhhhhhh
im not crazy - institution
youre the one that's crazy -institution
youre driving me crazy - institution
they put me in a institution
said it was the only solution
to give me the professional help
to save from the enemy myself
suicidal