Rock me Amadeus,
Rock me Amadeus,
Rock me Amadeus,
Rock me Amadeus.

Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze,
"Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies",
Hanging out like Double Ds sip Long Island Iced Teas,
Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!",
Three O' Clock on the dot time to [bad word] for Eighth graders,
Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later, [bad word] of [bad word] so What's Happening?,
Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again,
Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy,
Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty,
Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich and ate it,
Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives,
So I like to dance naked in front of my pets,
But my cat was inattentive so I sent him U.P.S.,
Playin' spin the bottle with my mom,
I watch "Cops" with no pants on.

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
Less hip than Bo Jackson bored like wood, [bad word] around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 

Nowhere to go I can't wake up late,
Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate,
Stalemate jailbait in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment,
Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make isn't it?,
I like to pretend I'm speed reading,
Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing,
Don't need a shower today just some [bad word] by Faberge,
Smell the [bad word] of my jeans clean they'll do another day,
And I recycle I sniff my own farts,
I dial the wrong number hope a conversation starts,
I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey,
Givin' myself a mullet hook the Flowbee to the Kirby,
Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime,
Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time,
Sent a letter in the mail in Braille to Johnny Quest,
Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch.

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,
Deader than the parents on a Party of Five,
Luciano Pavoratti on a treadmill,
Not going nowhere slim chance we will,
Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood, [bad word] around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood.

Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 
Relax don't do it when you wanna go to it,
Relax don't do it when you wanna [bad word] 

I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,
When you wanna [bad word] 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,
When you wanna [bad word] 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,
When you wanna [bad word] 
I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums,
When you wanna [bad word] 

Yo yo yo yo yo! What it is [bad word] 
Aw [bad word]  [bad word] Pac-Man.
Hey Pac-Man, what's up?
Me you [bad word]  I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase?
No Pac-Man [bad word] are bad!
Nope can't help you man.
Pussies. Whoa! Holy [bad word] 

Must've blown a fuse nothing's going on,
Lamer than the Pope climb the walls like King Kong,
Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes,
Deader than the parents