[Verse 1: Rhett and (Link)]
That picture frame
Those hoodie strings
(They are driving me insane)
Unequal pizza slices
Fonts of different sizes
(It's more than I can take)
Missing parentheses
Uneven capris
Googling "askew"
Bags opened the wrong end
Should be recognized as a sin, along with
An [bad word] s Cube

[Hook:Link]
I gotta make things right
Make it the way it's supposed to be
It's my OCD

[Verse 2: Rhett and (Link)]
Toilet paper facing inwards
Unsynchronized synchronized swimmers
(closet that's not organized)
Pills removed out of sequence
Sideburns that are not even
That one rebel mini blind

[Hook]

[Interlude: Rhett and (Link)]
Mr.Neal, how's everything going?
(Fine)
Would you like to take a break?
(Yeah, actually that'd be)
Great. I hope you're hungry, I've prepared some snacks for you

[Hook] X2

[Outro: Rhett and (Link)]
All right, you're free to go
Mr.Neal?
Mr.Neal?
(Can [bad word] back tomorrow?)