Kirk: I am the captain of the Starship Enterprise.

Spock: Captain Kirk, this is Spock. Please step on the transporter.

Scotty: Dilithium crystals! Hit by Klingon missiles! No!

McCoy: I’m a doctor!

Kirk: Not an actor!

McCoy: Not a milkman!

Kirk: What does that mean?

McCoy: And I’m sorry - He’s dead, Jim.

Chekov: Photon torpedo...!

Kirk: Lieutenant Uhura, open hailing frequencies.

Uhura: Yes, Captain Kirk, opening hailing frequencies, sir.

Kirk: Let’s boldly go where no one’s gone before!  Ha ha ha ha ha ha... Beam me up, Mr. Scott! Sulu, go to warp!

Sulu: Warp three, sir.

Kirk: No! That will be way too slow!

Sulu: Warp four, sir?

Kirk: That still is way too slow!

Sulu: Warp five, sir.

Kirk: It still is too [bad word] slow!

Sulu: Warp six.

Kirk: It’s too [bad word] slow!

Sulu: Warp seven?

Kirk: It’s still [bad word] slow!
 [bad word]  It’s too [bad word] slow...!

Kirk: No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Mr. Chekov, Mr. Chekov...

Chekov: I am firing torpedo!

Spock: That will not work and would be illogical to me, to me, to me...!