Yo, I came home from work the other day 
I was tired, I just wanted to sit back in my big chair
And play a little a Xbox 
You know, relax a little 

Then my [bad word] in, she start telling me I play too much Xbox
I said "What the [bad word] do you mean?
This is just how I relax.
Can't I just play a little Xbox?"

Then she says "I saw on Oprah today that guys that play video games don’t love their wifes" 
I’m like,  [bad word] [bad word]  [bad word] Oprah! I don't give a [bad word]  I just wanna play my video game! 
I don’t give a [bad word] about Oprah, Oprah ain't got no man.

You better worry about your [bad word] self, 
I just wanna kill some [bad word] on Xbox 
She says: "You seem like you have a anger problem, maybe you need some help" 
I’m like,  [bad word] call the police now! 
Gonna be institutionalize. 
 [bad word] out brainwashed with bloodshot eyes.
You won't have anything to say
They'll brainwash you until you see their way
I’m not crazy, institution 
you’re the one who’s crazy, institution, 
You're driving me crazy, institution
They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution 
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself

The other day I go on the Internet, I'm just trying to check my email
So I put in my password, it says I have an invalid password 
I know my [bad word] password 
So then it says "Go to customer service" 
So I get on customer service, I start talking to this dude 
This [bad word] sounds like he was from India or some [bad word] 
He says to me, "What’s your first dog's name?"
I don’t know what my [bad word] first dog’s name was,
What the [bad word] s the matter with you? 
I just want my password, give me my [bad word] passwor !
So then he ends up giving me my password 
And he says, "Your password has been sent to your email address" 
I’m like, "I can't get in my email address, 
What about 'can't get in my email address' 
do you not understand, [bad word] 
He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem, 
You should have that checked out

Aaaahh!

I’m not crazy, institution 
you’re the one who’s crazy, institution, 
You're driving me crazy, institution
They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution 
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself

The other day I'm just sitting alone 
On lunch break at my job 
Trying to eat a ham sandwich 
Got a little potato chips on the side, a little Kool-Aid
This [bad word] walks up to me and says 
"Are you gonna eat that?"
Like, "Yeah I’m gonna eat that.
What the [bad word] you think I’m gonna do,
shove it up your [bad word]  
"Do you understand that that pork can kill you?"
"Look, [bad word]  pork is not gonna kill me 
unless they figure a way to shoot it out with a [bad word] gun 
but I might kill you if you keep [bad word] with me!"
He says, "Hey, calm down, I’m a vegan".
 [bad word]  a vegan?
I couldn't give a [bad word] if you eat sawdust, [bad word]  
Just step away from my [bad word] sandwich! 
He says, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-Aid?"
I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in the human body?
Do you wanna see it, [bad word] "
He says, "Oh my God, you need therapy, 
You have an anger problem."

Aaaaahhh! 
I
’m not crazy, institution 
you’re the one who’s crazy, institution, 
You're driving me crazy, institution
They pull me in a institution said it was the only solution 
To give me the professional help to save me from the enemy, myself

Suicidal.