It started on a weekend in May
I was looking for attention
needed intervention

Felt somebody looking at me
With a powder [bad word] feeling the connection

The way she looked was so ridiculous
Every single step
Had me waitin for
the next

Before I knew it, it was serious
Dragged me out the bar
To the backseat of a car

When the lights go out,
she's all I ever think about
The picture burning in my brain
kissin in the rain
I can't forget my English love affair
Today, I'm seven thousand miles away
The movie playin in my head
Of her king size bed
Means I can't forget my
English love affair

My English love affair

Next thing we were back at
her place

hideaway in Mayfair all
the great and good there
Drinking all the way to third
base

Princess getting naked
Falling on their faces

The story line was so ridiculous
Every single step had me beggin'
for the next

Before I knew it, it was serious
Dragged me up the stairs and it
wasn't ending there

When the lights go out,
she's all I ever think about
The picture burning in my brain
kissin in the rain
I can't forget my
English love affair
Today, I'm seven thousand miles
away
The movie playin in my head
of her king size bed
Means I can't forget my English
love affair

When I got out I knew that
nobody I knew would be
believing me
I look back now and know that
nobody could ever take the
memory

When the lights go out, she's
all I ever think about
The picture burning in my brain
kissin in the rain
I can't forget my
English love affair
Today, I'm seven thousand
miles away
The movie playin in my head
of her king size bed
Means I can't forget my
English love affair

My English love affair (x2)