Whats he gonna do with his hangin willie,
We're gonna stop 'im feelin' silly,
Never more a useless willie,
early the mornin'.

Play him a jig on a sailor's fiddle,
That'll stuffen up the bit in the middle,
His [bad word] ll be so hard no need for a widdle,
early in the mornin'.

Hooray and up he rises, hooray, big surprises,
Hooray and up he rises, early in the morning.

Jerk 'im of but not too much,
Noo to fust, no, just a touch,
Get a maid to jerk 'im off,
early in the mornin'.

Hooray and up he rises, hooray, big surprises,
Hooray and up he rises, early in the morning.

Go and get sweet little Lucy,
She's the one with the juisy [bad word] 
Go and find juicy Lucy,
early in the mornin'.

Hooray and up he rises, hooray, big surprises,
Hooray and up he rises, early in the morning.

Put 'im in a boat and get 'im rowin'
With young Sheila, she'll realy blow 'im,
While he's rowin', she'll be blowin',
early in the morning.

Hooray and up he rises, hooray, big surprises,
Hooray and up he rises, early in the morning.

Let 'im finger Lucy,s clitty,
Don't move down, cos then it's [bad word] 
Has can even suck her [bad word] 
early in the morning.

Hooray and up he rises, hooray, big surprises,
Hooray and up he rises, early in the morning. [bad word] his [bad word] in blac gunpowder,
Then soak that thing in old clam chowder,
He'll be squealin' all the louder,
early in the mornin'.

Hooray and up he rises, hooray, big surprises,
Hooray and up he rises, early in the morning.

Hooray and up he rises, hooray, big surprises,
Hooray and up he rises, early in the morning.
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