I don't look where I prance. (Unicorn!)
Please move out of the way. (Wussup Bon Bon?)
You should not be under a tree if you would like a tan~

Those kids are cast aside. (losers.)
So I shall sing to you. (You're short.)
Well, you look bored so I will give you a piggy back ride.

Now I have some splinters in my [bad word] Mac [bad word] 
She thinks it's funny that I kidnapped them. That's messed up....
I'll leave you in the cart on Mac's joy ride. I sure hope that you don't die!

I stole their cheap jump rope. (My rope!)
But they do [bad word]  (That works.)
So who would like a big group hug? No they just want to play.
(Brohoof!)

Applebloom's a loner.
Don't get mad at the jump rope.
Sit on my back, bounce up and down, now you've got vertigo.

I walk downtown with all of my friends. (We're happy!)
Applejack is really not a good artist...
I will paint some cool graffiti just for fun.
Look it's my face and the sun!

Who in the heck turned off the sun shine?
I bet it was my clone.
Now she will help me to find our evil scientist dad.

I am extremely determined to get rid of these blue streaks.
It took like three weeks to plan this choreography.

I go back to the prancing.
Want to join my flash mob?
This group is not yet big enough so [bad word] and look for more.

We hop from roof to roof just like ninjas.
Break fourth wall.
I walk by the mayor and jump through this portal. 
Reference joke.

I get to ride on someone's back for once.
Don't stare at the sun too long.

Everypony join the random parade.
We can make this totally epic.
They really want to join our parade.
That's the cue for the [bad word] 

We have joined in this random parade.
We've waited to open these windows.
We have made this totally epic.
Pinkie pie is best pony!

I sing louder than the rest.
Because I am much more important. 
This song is only about me.
Close up, singing, happy, spinning.

Mob! My flash [bad word]  I like donkeys.
 [bad word] part while Pinkie sings louder.)
We sing in our big circle of friendship.
and we also sway from left to right.
No we are not important at all.
We even get cut-
Close up, singing, happy, spinning. [bad word]