I love a little hamster up my [bad word] It makes me feel so bright and so [bad word] What they do with their claws the way the do gnaw
It makes me [bad word] every day

I love a little hamster up my [bad word] I freeze up to twenty every day
They gnaw and the claw they paw and they paw
It makes me go hip hip hip hip hooray

I love a little hamster up my [bad word] But they always try to get out up my [bad word] They try and they try and then they do die
They always pick the wrong end of the shaft

I love a little hamster up the [bad word] But they always try to get out the wrong way
They try try then they do die
Always try to exit the wrong way

But now my [bad word] has [bad word] And in the pet shop I no longer pay
I’m left to reminisce of my moments of bliss
When with hamsters I had my evil ways

I love a little hamster up the [bad word] I love a little hamster up the [bad word] I love a little hamster up the [bad word] It always makes me laugh
I love a little hamster up the [bad word] I love a little hamster up the bum
I love a little hamster up the bumhole
Now that’s what I call fun fun fun fun …