Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
 My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends.
 Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
 So Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

 Oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?
 Dialing For Dollars is trying to find me.
 I wait for delivery each day until three,
 So oh Lord, won't you buy me a color TV?

 Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?
 I'm counting on you, Lord, please don't let me down.
 Prove that you love me and buy the next round,
 Oh Lord, won't you buy me a night on the town?

 Everybody!
 Oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?
 My friends all drive Porsches, I must make amends,
 Worked hard all my lifetime, no help from my friends,
 So oh Lord, won't you buy me a Mercedes Benz?

 That's it!