Gravity Falls 
Is not what you call 
sleepy town
Though like any other town
All the people rest 
At the moon's request 
When the sun goes down
But that is when the mayhem 
Awakens and madness crawls 
Out of nowhere
We go where adventure calls
While the people are sleeping behind safe walls
We're explorers of forests and haunted halls
Empty graves and old caves and abandoned malls
I mean there's nothin' else to do here in Gravity Falls!