Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice
I could make a film
And make you my star
You'd be a natural the way you are

I would like you on
long black leash
I would parade you
Down the high street
You've got the attraction
You've got the pulling power
Walk my little doggy
Walk my little  dwarf

We could make a scene
We'd be a team
Making the headlines
Sounds like a dream
When we hit the floor
You just watch them move aside
We will take them
For a ride of rides

They all love your
Miniature ways
You know what they say
About small boys
 [bad word] dwarf

I'm in my Jaguar
look it's so huge
It's big and it's gold
With my dumb chauffer
Looking to [bad word] my little doggy
Lure a disco dollie [bad word] my little  dwarf
I feel so lonely
Get my little camera
Take a pretty picture [bad word] dwarf
In a gold Rolls
Making it with the dumb chauffer

Isn't it nice
Sugar and spice
Luring disco dollies
To a life of vice [bad word] dwarf
Isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 [bad word] dwarf

We could make an outfit
For my little  dwarf
To match the gold Rolls
And my dumb chauffer
We'll knock 'em cold
Knockin 'em cold
In black and gold

We can have playtime
In my little playroom
Disco dollies
My  dwarf
And my dumb chauffer
I would like you on a long black leash
You can bring me all the things I need [bad word] dwarf isn't it nice
Luring disco dollies to a life of vice
 [bad word] dwarf