Taylor, I think we need to talk
About what?
Maybe you and me should take a break
Who is she?
There's no-one else, I just need some space
 [bad word] you, I will make you pay
What?!

I'm gonna add you to my ' [bad word] List'
What list?
I'll write a song about your baby [bad word] 
It's average
I'm gonna cry and then I'll Tweet a pic
I'll say, "He cheated, then dumped me
Hash-tag TeamTayTay."

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Song about you will go number one and
Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh
Tween girls will sing, "baby [bad word]  baby [bad word] "

You should never ever, ever break up with Taylor.
You got herpes, herpes, herpes, just thank John Mayer.
I [bad word] Jake and I [bad word] Joe
And I [bad word] Zac Efron. (Allegedly!)
You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor.

I see you found yourself
new [bad word]  [bad word] 
Good thing I brought
My friend chloroform.

You will never ever, ever escape my cellar
You will be tortured, tortured, tortured and I'll have no mercy.
Policemans are my biggest fans so they'll never arrest me.
You should never ever, ever, ever break up with Taylor.

You got your [bad word] kicked, [bad word] kicked, [bad word] kicked by a blond girl.
You're such a [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word]  I can't believe I [bad word] you.
I'm tired of these [bad word] actor guys, it's time for a Kennedy. (Allegedly!)
You should never ever, ever, ever [bad word] with Taylor.