From the top of the mountain rocks are falling down,
Purple clouds are flying above the lonely town.
From the heart of the [bad word] a burning tree,
Giant mushrooms are laughing at what they see.

Gandalf took the [bad word] 
Gandalf took the [bad word] 
The wizard wants to rock,
Gandalf took the [bad word] 

Frodo Baggins is dancing in the cloud of smoke,
Crazy king of the pigs is telling funny jokes.
Crying [bad word] is riding a horny snake,
Happy horses are swimming in the yellow lake.

Gandalf took the [bad word] 
Gandalf took the [bad word] 
The wizard wants to rock,
Crazy wizard! [bad word] on, oh yeah...