Ohh myyyy
 20 throw down in my fist of rage
 and the man to my left has folded down
 well johnny doubled up with a royal flush
 I had three jacks and a pair of nines
 my mind is turning - just two shots more
 there's not much left to play
 Then dude walks in Black hat on top, what a mop
 I'm lucky it wasn't a county cop
 'Cause I'm [bad word] out of time

 Who's up for game two
 what to do
 my wallet's gettin thin
 and I just lost my watch last night
 well I gotta problem
 just one answer
 gotta throw it all down
 and kiss it goodbye
 Yeah!

 That was a crazy game of poker
 (That was a crazy game of poker)
 I lost it all
 (I lost it all)
 but someday I'll be back again
 And I, never to fall.
 (never to fall)

 Who's up for game three
 I can barely see the bourbon drowning next to me
 And I just lost it all
 well there's a man sittin next to me
 Red with smiling eyes
 It's funny
 I don't have no money tonight
 yeaaaaaaaahhhhhhh

 That was a crazy game of poker
 (That was a crazy game of poker)
 I lost it all
 (I lost it all)
 but someday I'll be back again
 And I, never to fall.
 (never to fall)

 Bop bop bop...
 I say now skittleedat dat,
 Well how bout that?
 [bad word] out the front [bad word] out the back

 And I walked into the bar yesterday
 Cause I had something to do, something to say
 And Johnny walked in right behind me and I didn't turn around
 Til I heard the sound of his feet falling on the ground
 I looked over my shoulder and I saw a clown
 And I said what'cha doin' in the bar tonight.

 So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?
 He looked at me with a face full of fright
 And I said, how bout a revolution?
 And he said right.
 I say of, you say a
 I say revolution, and you say jah
 I say of, you say a
 I say revolution, and you say jah jah jah
 Jahova!

 And I said, what'cha looking at?
 He hit me across the face with a bat
 I grabbed my .45 and I said let's get out and go
 So he opened the door and said do what you're here for
 I said I'm wandering round the road four to four
 And I said I been walking for about a thousand years.

 And my feet are growing tired
 My eyes a little wired
 Don't know what to do unless I retire
 And he just said let's play some crazy poker

 So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?
 He looked at me with a face full of fright
 And I said, how bout a revolution?
 And he said right.
 I say of, you say a
 I say revolution, and you say die
 I say of, you say a
 I say revolution, and you say die dah dah
 Day day oh!

 I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
 I said that, was the craziest game of poker that I ever saw
 But I'm not gonna quit and I'm not gonna stop
 Don't give a [bad word] cause I got the drop
 Johnny just got two eyes just like mine
 And I'm feeling kinda funky, kinda fine

 And I drank a bottle of whiskey, 'fore I came
 Came to the bar to see what's the same
 I saw my man named Johnny sittin' across the table from me

 And to my left was a man, he had no chin
 Didn't really think about starting to sin
 The man to my right wasn't feeling kinda nice
 He looked kinda mad and I felt bad
 Beacuse I took his money last night it's kinda funny
 But now I'm just [bad word] -
 I need a honey-bunny.
 I don't know what to say anymore
 So I'm just gonna go out, anywho...

 So I said Johnny whatcha doing tonight?
 He looked at me with a face full of fright
 And I said, how bout a revolution?
 And he said right.
 I say of, you say a
 I say revolution, and you say jah
 I say of, you say a
 I say revolution, and you say jah
 I say of, you say a
 I say revolution